Worst Xmas gifts I ever received?

Guys What is the worst Xmas gift you ever received? I think my worst gift I ever got was a cup the said football on it.  Turned out to be the only gift I received that year. People say xmas is not about the gifts and I feel it is true seeing that I spent most of my xmas on this earth receiving nothing. But every now and then you want to know the person or someone actually thought of the gift. And didnt get it becuz you asked for it or knew you were going to receive it. What happened to the surprise. I never ever got one of those. So if you want to give me a great gift surprise me.